Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm the Grinch"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Bitch"

Original Performer:

Merideth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"I'm the Grinch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I hate the Whoos today
They're so good, with how the live Christmas day
Tried to tell them, but they look at me like maybe there's a Whoo that's underneath
Underneath this green

Yesterday I cried
Cried out loud how I hate their little size
I can't understand how they can live a life of such happiness
I wish they would understand
What I really am

I'm the Grinch
I'm a downer
I hate Whoos
It's no wonder
That I'm drivin' so insane
With their pounding of Traglains
I'll take zoofles
I'll take dackbams
I'll take their backgakles
And I wouldn't have it any other way

So, down below I go
Down to take away their taffles and trofos
Rest assure when I take away their whole life, they'll go insane
If they don't, then I'm screwed
And I'll not know what to do


Just when I think, I've got them figured out
They start singing their little town song
My heart it grows, not one, not 2
And breaks cuz it's so big

I'm the Grinch
I'm an upper
I love Whoos
Now I wonder
How I was drivin' so insane
With their pounding of Traglains
I'd take zoofles
I'd take dackbams
I'd take their backgakles
Why, I didn't want it any other way
Title & Lyrics by: DJ-JohnnyRkaBoltonBros.Co 2000

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   3
 5   6

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1258