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Song Parodies -> "No Zombie Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry Out Loud"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melissa Manchester

Parody Song Title:

"No Zombie Clown"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Peter Allen/Carole Bayer Sager as sung by Melissa Manchester - "Don't Cry Out Loud" 1978 )
Katee cried the day she saw the zombie clown
'cause she didn't want a zombie clown to bite her
So she trained night-and-day to be a kil-ling ma - ster
And learned to fight with gun , axe , and with fire.
I heard about her teacher, 'twas Pai Mei
An' Katee was the teacher who taught me.

No Zombie Clown!
They eat your insides, it's part of a zombie feasting
Frown up-side down!
And if you should cry , oh-just-don't let them see your tears fall.

Katee saw that when they pulled that big cop down
They left his bones just lyin' there like litter.
They massacred everybody all a-round
There was nothin' left , ate 'im up like some fritter
But Katee wasn't broken , no sir- eee
She bat-tled, and fought 'em off, and saved me - believe her

No Zombie Clown!
They eat your insides, it's part of a zombie feasting
Frown up-side down!
And if you should cry , oh-just-don't let them see your tears fall.

No Zombie Clown!
They ate her insides, a horrible zombie feasting
Now ta-ken down!
So, if you should cry , remember how much she'd hate it.

No Zombie Clown!
They eat your insides, it's part of a zombie feasting
Frown up-side down!
And if you should cry , oh-just-don't let them see your tears fall.

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