-> "Troll"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry Out Loud"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Troll"
Parody Written by:
Angel Beaty
The Lyrics
Sneddon cried the day Mike Jackson came to town
'Cause he had a childhood fear involving llamas.
But he said -- "I have a plan to make him leave this town
All I need are rowdy kids with high strung mommas.
And though this one admits to perjury
The body wax will prove conspiracy."
I told him ....
Don't even try
The jury won't buy
This ridiculous lie
That they were all groped while sleeping
Don't be surprised
When they roll their eyes
And vote to acquit him of it all.
When it came time to question Debbie Rowe
The prosecution took an awful kicking.
But we won't forget how Momma stole the show
When she told us all about that dreadful licking
The stories were enough to curl your hair.
But she pled the Fifth when asked about Welfare.
I told her ....
Don't even try
The jury won't buy
That your head was once spinning backwards
Don't be surprised
When they roll their eyes
And then say "Not Guilty" to it all.
It's all a lie
Your stories don't fly
You simply weren't stalked by Germans
Don't be surprised
When we all roll our eyes
And applaud when they clear him of it all.
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