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Song Parodies -> "Hazing Paddles"

Original Song Title:

"Blazing Saddles"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks' Movie Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Hazing Paddles"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Both George W. Bush and John F. Kerry are Ivy League frat boys, so I figure they're both man enough to take a few good brotherly whacks.
He rode a hazing-paddle
He bore a piny scar
Poor slob would offer prattle
To frat-men near and far

He conquered beers, yes, he conquered eight
He drank all night into day

They laid that hazing paddle
On shorts so light they frayed

A school like Yale's a mess
When beer fills the halls
And cries go up
For frat-men with guts
To make the freshmen crawl!

They needed freshmen who were knaves and fools
Who'd butt-kiss and haul-ass like slaves

Then out of the South came a man with a mouth
Dub-ya's his name...
Dubya's his name!

He rode that hazing-paddle
He bore that piny scar
His job, to offer battle
To bad men near and far!

He conquered beer, sobered-up real great!
For four years he's had his day!

Will Kerry's hazing-paddle,
Now blow,

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Total Votes: 7

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Trip Smith - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
lol brilliant, man how do u come up with them
alvin rhodes - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
spankin' good
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Way to lay the smack down, Johnny. Great parody! Thank you, sir! May I have another!
The Thought Police - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Now excuse me while I whip these out (GASP!!!) 555!
Johnny D - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Trip, Alvin, Michael, & The Thought Police, thank you all, very much!

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