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Song Parodies -> "Grilled Cheese Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Blazing Saddles"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Grilled Cheese Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Kim West

The Lyrics

I want a grilled cheese sandwich
And milk to wash it down.
Yes! A grilled cheesy sandwich.
Mmm cheddar not provolone.
On toasted wheat or white will do.
A tasty snack I long for.
My precious grilled cheese sandwich.
Just make me three or four.

No lunch meats and deli
or what is at hand.
Give me bread and cheese or be sorry.
It is what I demand!
Some real cheese that is ooey and gooey.
That is melted bliss I do claim.
It's a snack that's neat and is quite a treat
Grill it with flame! YES! Grill it with flame!

I want a grilled cheese sandwich
And milk to wash it down.
Yes! A grilled cheesy sandwich.
Mmm cheddar not provolone.
On toasted wheat or white will do.
A tasty snack I long for.
My precious grilled cheese sandwich.
Just make me three or four.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I like grilled cheese sandwiches and this parody of same....555
Tim Hall - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody makes me want to sit around the campfire and eat grilled cheese sandwiches. BTW, I like provolone or mozzarella on mine!
Rex - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A gouda parody, and don't forget the sourdough bread.
Phil Alexander - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I want a grilled cheese sandwich
But not in the same way
I'll draw a face upon it
And sell it on eBay ;-)
Kim West - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for leaving such wonder comments and votes. Rick: it fills my heart with pride that my parody is as good as a grilled cheese sandwich. Tim: I like most types of cheese, although I can't seem to recall the taste of Provolone, but I love mozzarella. Rex: I always look forward to your reviews, and this time was no exception. ^-^ Phil: Not fair! Your review is funnier than my parody. ^-^ Hmmm…now I'm going to be thinking about eBay for the rest of the night. ~.^
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, very funny, Phil - and I, too, think grilled cheese sandwiches are parody-worthy - except I keep thinking of your American orange cheese - surely you wouldn't crave that!! (no offense 99% of the AmiRight demograhic) - 555
Matthias - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
"The Sheriff's a ni--- DONG!" "What" "The Sheriff's hungry!!!"
Buru~sama - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
XD That gave me some good laughs, especially because of my thing for The Sims 2... Sim 1: "Hi..." Sim 2: "Do you like grilled cheese? I like grilled cheese. I eat it at every meal ^^" Sim 1: "...O_______O"

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