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Song Parodies -> "Ones on All Three is Bad"

Original Song Title:

"Two Out of Three Aint Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"Ones on All Three is Bad"

Parody Written by:

Gary Main

The Lyrics

Smile
Ones on all Three is bad

Maybe this just was'nt right,
but I aint even gonna go there.
Done all the damage that I possibly can,
the scores been left behind of me.

Poor baby if you cry all night,
you'll never know my name, what a deal.
Your score is really going to take a slide,
you know I'm never gonna leave here.

I turned it on and I cut you down.
I guess I showed that I just dont care.
No matter how much that you scream and shout,
because you have known, about me so long,
I set here laughing, and your in tears!
Its all I can do,
To keep from telling you

I one'ed you.
All three, Dude!
And theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.

You'll never never be told, no security breach.
You'll never score all fives', its outta reach.
I know youre very upset, because the song really rocks.
But there aint no solid fives's, I made certain that your rating just drops

I just lie.
I'll probably tell you that i'm someone I'm not.
Dont need a reason why,
You'll never be able, to win something,
something with that score that you've got!

There's no way in this world, I will ever leave,
your pefect score alone!
i know you wish I never got to the part,
where I get to rate, your work so low.
It is so funny and I do it, almost every night.
It makes me laugh before i go to bed!
And though you pleaded and begged, for Chuck to lock the front door.
I still can wreck your scores today!

I keep right at it, see.
I keep right at it, see.
I one'ed yo,
All three, Dude!
and theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.

I one'ed you.
All three, Dude!
and theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.


sorry, you can bitch all night,
your score just keeps getting lower
Gary Main12/13/2003All Rights Reserved.

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Gary Main - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Heres a reverse perspective on Mr OneDerful!!!
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
It's the most One-derful parody of the year!
Paul Robinson - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Gary, Looks like you did a pretty good job here. I don't know any Meat Loaf songs so I didn't vote. But the "1" guy appears to be a fact of life here and I'm glad you stood up and said what you think. You didn't get a lot of votes on this so far but they are good scores so as far as I can see, you "won" over Mr. "1" on this round. It bothered me to get "1" but I just didn't see anything that went beyond annoyance as being at all productive for me. So I found a song where I could fit what I wanted to say into. I would imagine that poor schmuck Mr. "1" doesn't have an outlet of that sort available to him. So I'm not looking to change places with him.
neminem - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup. That was better than mine, he says with false modesty ;-). Hopefully the Ones Guy won't hit this song, that would be too ironic.
Leah Lockhart - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song choice. Not enough meatloaf around here.
Joe - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Does anybody notice that somebody already voted "ones"? All I can say about that is tisk squared. This certainly deserves all fives, and the creep that voted all ones obviously has no life.

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