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Song Parodies -> "The Teacher Went And Asked Me Right Out"

Original Song Title:

"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"The Teacher Went And Asked Me Right Out"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Why didn't we have any teachers like this back in High School?
On your hot teacher's date, would you give your lips to the MILF with the A pluses?

Will she offer me her mouth?

Yes

Will she let me see beneath?

Yes

Will she offer me an A?

Yes

Will she never give me homework?

Yes

Again, will she never give me homework?

YES

And will she be single without me?

Yes

And is she horny?

Yes

Yes

On your hot teacher's date, would you give your lips to the MILF with the A pluses?

Yes

I bet you'd say that to all the staff

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I was my hot teacher's date, cause the MILF was flirting
She was whoring it out, English class
When I listened to your speech about proper punctuation
I'm thinking porno stars
I was drooling staring at your Hallpass

You were licking your lips, and your stick was pointing
Mine was equal, boxer shorts encased
We were learning together in the classroom setting
And by this afternoon
You said, "Bud you got detention"
"Bud you got detention"
"Butt, you got attention replaced"

You held me so close, that I wanted to freak
But I just fell silent, my jaw hit the ground
You're trying to teach, but no subject too taboo
I just can't learn, without making sounds

Cause then the teacher went and asked me right out
Oh It must have been how you were grading me
The teacher went and asked me right out
And I swear it's true I was about to graduate virgin too
Virgin Too!!!

Cause then the teacher went and asked me right out
Oh It must have been how you were grading me
The teacher went and asked me right out
And I swear it's true I was about to graduate virgin too
Virgin Too!!!

Student body is cheering about me dating teacher
And in Math Class we're kissing again
Oooh, I love how she moans when I call her Miss Potter
Although I might be young
There ain't no one going to know what
No one's going to know what
No one's going to know what we did

We were swapping some spit with your headlights shining
I was dying just to move to third base
We were lying together in your silver Lexus
Somehow the cops knew
That we're not teenaged couple embraced

And then they beat the words right out of my mouth
Oh It must have been when they were chasing me

"The teacher went and asked me right out
And I swear it's true
We both back here making love, too"

"Love?! Ewww!!!"

And then court took the words right out of her mouth
Oh it must have been when judge was asking her

"I went and asked my best student out
And I swear it's true
We were both back there making love too"

"Love Too?!"

And then court took the words right out of our mouths
(It must have been when she was laying me)

They took the words right out of our mouths
(It must have been when she was riding me)

They took the words right out of our mouths
(It must have been when she was doing me)

They took the words right out of our mouths
(It must have been she was licking me)

[A noise that sounds like clapping, but trust me isn't in the background]

They took the words right out of our mouths
Oh It must have been when we were on TV

"The teacher went and asked me right out
It must have been when I did my SAT
I gasped some words right out of her mouth
It must have been how she was kissing me"
DKTOS? http://www.minibite.com/romance/hotsummer.htm

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I know this teachers/students getting it on thingy is a big thingy in the US right now, don't have OS available, so I won't vote, but a topic subject and I'm sure it will get some votes, it should, though it's on the brink of whatfreaks.com material.
Red Ant - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
[A noise that sounds like clapping, but trust me isn't… in the background]

Well, I am just clapping my hands for this parody. As for the opening question, at the moment I can't answer that in a way that is NOT whatfreaks material except to say I think the girls fared better than the boys in charming those hot teachers.

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