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Song Parodies -> "One Out Of Four Stays Home"

Original Song Title:

"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"One Out Of Four Stays Home"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Maybe we can talk all night
But that ain't getting you nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
Do something wrong and you are though
I hope that you won't cry all night
But that'll never change the way that I feel
So you are wanting to just stay inside
You didn't really want to leave here
You thought that I am an enemy
I'm tired of your crazy attitude
Stop thinking that you want to say "ignore me"
Am I an enemy? What's wrong?
You're telling true lies instead of truths
So all you can do is not avoiding me

I hate you
I'll ditch you
So I will escape I really really hate you
Now you're alone
So one out of four stays home
Now you're alone
So one out of four stays home

You'll never think of me as an enemy whose never coming back to Sesame Street
I know you're looking for some trouble in the dark side of town
But there ain't no boisterous villain at the neighbor's house,taking you down
I can't lie,I can't tell you that I'm something too bad
No matter how I try,I'll never be able to hurt you feelings
Something that I just haven't got
There's only one girl that I was living with and is one that really fits me
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart,she isn't quite evil
Ooh I know
I remember she don't left me at all however,she knows you but now you're complaining
Although you're saying that her favorite color is brilliant green
But no it's not you told a lie
Now she keeps on telling me,she keeps on telling me,she keeps on telling me

I hate you
I'll ditch you
So I will escape I really really hate you
Now you're alone
So one out of four stays home
I hate you
I'll ditch you
So I will escape I really really hate you
Now you're alone
So one out of four stays home
You're alone
So one out of four stays home

Maybe we can talk all night
But that ain't getting you nowhere

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PMS - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, I don't get it.
Jim - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree w/ PMS

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