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Song Parodies -> "A Porno Actor"

Original Song Title:

"The Morning After"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maureen Mcgovern

Parody Song Title:

"A Porno Actor"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i want to be a porno actor
if they want "swollen", i'm their guy
i have a chance to make the big time
i've got the goods to qualify

up on the screen, a porno actor
i state i'm wider than the norm
give me a toss, we'll merge together
create a scene, unchaste, yet warm

with all this freight, i should be giving
oily with lust...in my prime
i bet its great to make one's living...
plugging damsels all the time

i'd plow the girls just like a tractor
a movie role would be no chore
i'll be a big star by tomorrow
my size and shape so startling
i would be someone to adore

i want to be a porno actor
i want to be a porno actor
i want to be a porno actor
i want to be a porno actor


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Stan Hall - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Gives me two ideas I hope I find time and talent to flesh out. (But this ine will be a hard on(e) to beat.) :-)
McKludge - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Another one that begs for recording, with the sweet acoustic guitar and/or piano juxtaposing the porn lyrics.
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...glad to inspire...thanks mckludge.....if only i could sing
Guy - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Purely pornolaughic and its a hard act to swallow at that. Double 5's times two = roman numeral XXX. You really banged out a good one here you pervert, you.
John Barry - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
An aspiration of which to be prowed!
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy...nice puns...thanks john...indeed...lol
McKludge - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, there are several of us around here who do record stuff (me, BAD, Phil, Jeff Reuben for starters). If that interests you, let me/them know.
Andy Primus - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Interesting way to make a living if you've got the balls for it
Melanie Lee - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
You bad boy, you! I'm tempted to make something out of that 5-5-5, but I won't.
Johnny D - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank goodness I've NEVER posted ANYTHING even REMOTELY like this on AmiRight! 555!
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks for the tip, mckludge....thanks andy, melanie and johnny...lol...really ????????
AFW - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
finely tuned...very well done, and the right original selected.
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Phil Alexander - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
:-) But I'm sure being a porno actor is harder than it looks. Or something like that.

..security code "FMP".. it's the funny music project :-)
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks phil...lol
Below Average Dave - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
With sites like "X-Tube", "Porn Tube" and the likes. . .Being a porn star is probably not as "hard" as it used to be:) Johnny D. . .are you sure. . .hmmmm. . .well my memory isn't as great as I wish, so . . .Good Job Alvin
malcolm higgins - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
absolutely awesome.. with 43 views why arent there 43 5-5-5's folks?? huh?? this is the song of the YEAR.. awesome Alvin
MasonR - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Fantastic! Can't wait for the video....
alvin - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks BAD, malcolm and mason....don't hold your breath...lol
Christie Marie M - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
You know, my bro and I had been exposed to those things back in high school. It all started when we used to play this PC game "Leisure Suit Larry", which contained pornography. That was our way of experiencing adulthood for the first time. I've also watched the movie "Rated X", which starred Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez, which also had a lot of pornography. Great job with your parody. I enjoyed it a lot. Made me wish I was 16 again.
UnKnownVO - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . This is very Fred FlintStoneEsque, Sir Alvin, ~ Duke 0'Dicey Parody ~!
Red Ant - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I haven't read that many songs this year, but this is one of the best I've EVER read. Ditto Malcolm's comment, and McKludge as well: this needs to be recorded. 555+++
Peregrin - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh. I will never think of The Poseidon Adventure in the same way! Gives new meaning to "we're going down"!
alvin - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks christie...glad you enoyed....thanks UnKnownVO.....thanks red ant....thank you very much...thanks peregrin...indeed !
PMS - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Peregrin and Guy
alvin - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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