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Song Parodies -> "Ain't no Bigger Lie"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't no Mountain High"

Original Performer:

Marvin Gaye

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't no Bigger Lie"

Parody Written by:

John Harvey

The Lyrics

Yup. It's an election year... And I have to do my part. Whether this will get out the vote, or convince the swingers, or whether it will just motivate me to get my absentee ballot in, it is still written. And by God, it made me feel good to write it.
Bush and Cheney your ratings were high
But now they're low
And Kerry is creepin' up baby

If you're cheating plainly
No matter if with chads
No matter how bad
Just shift the blame
They will not vote for Kerry
If they're all being wary

Cause baby there ain't no reason big enough
Ain't no war that's bold enough
It cannot be rigged enough
To keep Bush from losing this thing, babe

Remember the day
George said to me
We will not be entangled, you see
From that day on
I knew he lied
When he said the inspectors were so blocked and hogtied


He'll win?
No way!

Your tricks of old
Won't sway me, Cheney
Ooooh Cheney
Cause that is my goal
You've caused so much trouble
In Iraq we have stumbled
Just send Georgey
Oooh Cheney
Send Georgey, ooooh away!

My country's alive
George Bush will depart
As soon as elections start

If we ever need a helping hand
We can go elect Kerry
And choose him as our man

You know that;
there ain't no reason big enough
Ain't no war that's bold enough
It cannot be rigged enough
To keep Bush from losing this thing, babe

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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John Harvey - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... Most unusual. I don't really know what to make of this. Someone gave me a five for pacing, but a one and a one in funniness and overall rating. I don't believe I've ever seen that before...
Victor Cary - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad to see a break from all the ridiculous anti-Kerry parodies. Anyway, good job. Wasn't funny, but who said all parodies had to be funny? 535.
Inferno714 - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
It was good, I'll give you that much. I still don't like John Kerry, however.

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