I'd go out to do laundry
I'd stand around
Chore so te-diii-ous
A total letdown
But then one day, I looked to see
The front-loading door and thought:
"How interes--ting!"
Agitatin' there, inside the walls
The suds and clothes, they gather baby
Wow, they're havin' a ball!
Shirts and pants are movin'
In a sort of dance
So many swatches
The sloshing that enchants
Watch your laundry, ooh baby, a swirling sight!
The light blue, khaki, and the white
See detergent swirling 'round, like a spool
And you'll see stains fade out and bright stay in
Baby, it's Cheer or Tide, you know
Let the wash be true and automatic, go!
Soaping up
Churning 'round
Falling down
WOW!

You can watch the rinse cycle now, babe
It is such a soaking party, baby
Zombiefied face
Watch the laundry motion
Takes me to a quiet place
And a fresh scent--citrus, pine
We're doing our laundry, and each moment counts
'Cause next will come the drying, baby
But take soft fabrics out!
I'm gonna sit still and watch it shake

Keep on spinnin' (the laundry)
Oooh, you gotta watch it (the laundry)
'Til the dryer stops (the laundry)
Keep on watchin' (the laundry)
Oooh, you gotta watch it (the laundry)
'Til the dryer stops (the laundry)
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