Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight

Drinking and driving people
Indians in the nation
With a old age diplomat
And the Cheers with the beers
And Norm Peterson doing Coors

With a bottle on a toddler
feeling kind of older
I tripped the wrestling ropes
With this very unpleasin', Kissing and missing
The Toyota fell off the cliff
The Toyota fell off the cliff

Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight

Some beer drinking child with a one finger father
Told me I got what it takes
I'll run you over with a budwiser truck
And the song by the "Motley Crue"

And K-Mart shoppers were checking out the
weather chart to see if they were feeling bad
And little early Birdies came and drank all counting thirty
and pooped there and they all flew away
Pooped there and they all flew away

Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite

We got caught but we never got called
We're gonna make it to the fight
We're gonna make it to the fight

Oh, momma that's where the girls are
But momma that's where the girls are
Momma always told not to drink because of medicine
But momma that's where the girls are

Bob Dylan's lyrics, is just "Like A Rolling Stone"
Springsteen from the east
says Manfred Mann stole this, because it went to #1
that's what he expected least

It's a beer drinking parody, you ain't godda chance
To see the cute girls dance
And the low tone singing voice listing to the rolling stones
Putting him with other clones
and the Toyota fell off the cliff

Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
and the liver to a fight
Finding Miller Lite
It's bad for the health
And the liver to a fight

Drinking and driving people
Indians in the nation
With a old age diplomat
And the Cheers with the beers
And Norm Peterson doing Coors
With a bottle on a toddler
feeling kind of older
I tripped the wrestling ropes
With this very unpleasin', Kissing and missing
The Toyota fell off the cliff
Some beer drinking child with a one finger father
Told me I got what it takes
I'll run you over with a budwiser truck

We got caught but we never got called
We're gonna make it to the fight