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Song Parodies -> "Murdered With A Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Blinded By The Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Manfred mann's Earth band

Parody Song Title:

"Murdered With A Knife"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

I like this one, this is about two years old
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night

Killer got the bummers
Stabbings in the summer
of female diplomats
living in the dumps
with the adolescent pumps
inhabited by cats
there was a boulder on his shoulder
didnt want to get much older
stalked the merry-go-round
but with very quick lashing
stabbing and horassing
the victom would fall to the ground

Victom would fall to the ground

after being
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night

Some silicone sister with a body-guard mister
was killed in a motel place,
she was found in the bathroom
this had been her doom
there was blood all over her face
and mother is shot
checking out the killing charts
to see if it is safe out side
but the fondler in his honda
would climb up way off yander
and would ask her if she needed a ride

ask her if she needed a ride

and she was
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night

she was down, but she sure wasnt tired,
shes gunna call cops to read him his rights
shes gunna call cops to read him his rights
but baby, thats where the fun is
but baby, thats where the fun is
stabbed her again, but then the killings were done
but baby, thats where the fun is

some bringstone baratone,
anticyclone, Rolling Stone
lawyer from the East
says remember all those killings
the Jury aint acquiting
and then she showed them all of the leads
he was just a chaporone
standing on the corner
watching the young girls dance
but the lawyer with her "breathing room"
found blugged in her living room
a copy cat was at chance

the victom would fall to the ground

Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife, carved up like a fruit another killing in the night
Murdered with a knife

Killer got the bummers
Stabbings in the summer
of girls and diplomats
living in the dumps
with the adolescent pumps
inhabited by cats
there was a boulder on his shoulder
didnt want to get much older
stalked the merry-go-round
but with very quick lashing
stabbing and horassing
the victom would fall to the ground

Now the killer found his filler
man it was a thriller
the copy cat did all the same
and the trial took a while
jury said to pull the dial
and he'll go down in the place of his name

Some silicone sister with a body-guard mister
was killed in a motel place,
she was found in the bathroom
this had been her doom

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