Song Parodies -> Growing Back My Mullet

Original Song Title:

"Gimmie Back My Bullets"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

  
Parody Song Title:

"Growing Back My Mullet"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

Hair is so strange when it's growing, yes indeed
Well I've seen the barber and the scissors they cliped me
But It keeps on growing I'm just growing hair more
And I've got my hair much longer, gonna grow it to the floor

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back my mullet

Crew-cut people they just tease my sweet mullet
And I grew enough hair in the back to stop a speeding bullet
But I'm getting a mullet , just one step at a time
And you will not see it cut, 'cos this funny mullet's mine

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long

Been growing it since I was seventeen
Well It's flat on the top, it's just my high fashion dream
But I grew it back, grew it longer every day
Tell all those buzz-cutters better get out of my way

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling 'round cause I've grown my hair
It's down to my ass but I don't care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long
Growing back my mullet
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DreamerPast - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
none of em had or have mullets, ding bat

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