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Song Parodies -> "Cutting The Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me The Breeze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Cutting The Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Cutting the cheese
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end

Well it could change the weather
When I cut that old cheese
Well it could blow away a feather
It's blowin in the breeze
And I'm just gassing everybody
Everyone's hiding from me
Oh, that's the way I cut the cheese

Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I might gas out in California
Might gas out in Georgia
Feel the blow

Well I eat them tasty Cheez-its
Gets my farts full-blown
Well now I keep blwoing breezes
Plants stop being grown
But I don't cut me no one gas tank
So I admit I really stank

Well now, I'm just cutting cheese
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end
Whoo, polluted breeze

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