Song Parodies -> Cutting The Cheese
| Original Song Title: | "Call Me The Breeze" |
| Original Performer: | Lynyrd Skynyrd |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cutting The Cheese" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Pollman |
Cutting the cheese
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end
Well it could change the weather
When I cut that old cheese
Well it could blow away a feather
It's blowin in the breeze
And I'm just gassing everybody
Everyone's hiding from me
Oh, that's the way I cut the cheese
Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I might gas out in California
Might gas out in Georgia
Feel the blow
Well I eat them tasty Cheez-its
Gets my farts full-blown
Well now I keep blwoing breezes
Plants stop being grown
But I don't cut me no one gas tank
So I admit I really stank
Well now, I'm just cutting cheese
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end
Whoo, polluted breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end
Well it could change the weather
When I cut that old cheese
Well it could blow away a feather
It's blowin in the breeze
And I'm just gassing everybody
Everyone's hiding from me
Oh, that's the way I cut the cheese
Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I got that stink bomb, baby
I got to keep fartin' on
Well I might gas out in California
Might gas out in Georgia
Feel the blow
Well I eat them tasty Cheez-its
Gets my farts full-blown
Well now I keep blwoing breezes
Plants stop being grown
But I don't cut me no one gas tank
So I admit I really stank
Well now, I'm just cutting cheese
It keeps blowin in the wind
Well somethings in the breeze
It keeps blowin in the wind
I chase off everybody
Funny noise out my back end
Whoo, polluted breeze
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