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Song Parodies -> "Meet Jones, Indiana"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Meet Jones, Indiana"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

jeep wheels, keep on turning
carry him off to save his skin
searching long around the outlands
nicknamed indiana by his kin
now he's lit off again

well, he's no longer young, he's an oldster
and i heard some feel he's slowed down
well, i hope that crowd will remember
this stubborn man still's itching to bound, all around

meet jones, indiana
there's a guy, oh so cool
meet jones, indiana
lord, he's comin' home with jewels

in temples, doomed, he's gonna plunder
woo-hoo-hoo
he'll take a kid and a bimbo too
yes, he do
now, only snakes seem to bother him
off he'll go to timbuktu
wouldn't you ?

meet jones, indiana
there's a guy, oh so cool
meet jones, indiana
lord, he's comin' home with jewels
here he comes...indiana !

his muscles shown against the nazis
a dicey rendezvous ensued
lord, their faces melted so much
they burned on up but our pal came through
true and blue !

meet jones, indiana
there's a guy, oh so cool
meet jones, indiana
lord, he's comin' home with jewels

meet jones, indiana
doctor jones, baby...he's my kinda dude
yeah, i get enthused
meet jones, indiana...lordy !
lord, he never gets confused
yes, yes, ol' indy has got the answers






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John Barry - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
"lord, he's comin' home with jewels" nearly made me laugh mine off.
alvin - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john
unKnownVO - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
< . . . Indiana Jones for President . . . > The cowboy with da jewels!
alvin - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks unKnownVO...indeed !
Johnny D - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
As I write this, "Blade Runner" is on TV ... Dah-da-duh-dah, dah-duh-dahhh! I like the line JB mentioned, too!
alvin - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
Tim Mayfield - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I see you whipped up something and adventurous. Here's 5 grails and some spare change from Ark-n-saw.
Dr Music - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Amazing song. Look out though There's 555 rolling boulders heading in your direction. I happen to like Indy a lot- my other favourite Harison Ford character is Han Solo from Star Wars. Lonestar from Spaceballs is kind of a parody of both characters isn't he?
alvin - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks tim and dr. music
Meriadoc - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Hate the OS and never watched the movies, but you made this a very palatable read! :-)
alvin - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry...glad ya enjoyed
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You and Dr., Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, you've got some fives on this song. unknownVO: Indy for President? Well, he IS younger than McCain.
alvin - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael

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