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Song Parodies -> "Treat Stove's Paranoia"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Treat Stove's Paranoia"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright contest............... Part 7 [SIDE NOTE]: This is the first parody where I included my true life nickname, "Stove", although to be honest only half of these things I'm paranoid of, the rest just creep me out.
Sun…
Glue…
Bees…

“Freaking Out!”

Big eels keep on curling
Random stray comb’s touched my skin
Seeing thongs upon a rear end
Oh yes, They all scare me
Anchormen?
I’ll just leap from my skin
(Stress)

Well, I hid from her tongue, making-out scare
Will banana peels knock me down?
Well, the dope William Hung left me despaired
As Scaredy-Cat I am renown… Cure me now

Treat Stove’s Paranoia
Doctor guys will pull through
Treat Stove’s Paranoia
Shrink, I’m chatting now with you

(Stove)
“It all began one day with mother
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Cause as a kid went to the Zoo
The warning gate did not block out me…”

(Psychiatrist)
“So those monkeys harassed you?”

(Stove)
You’re the sleuth!

Treat Stove’s Paranoia
Doctor guys send reviews
Treat Stove’s Paranoia
Shrink, I’m getting scared of you…
Freaking nuts!
Paranoia!

Aaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaargh!!!
Paranoia!
Aaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaargh!!!
Paranoia!
Aaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaargh!!!
Paranoia!

Now bubble wrap has brought night terrors!
As well as stones inside my shoe
(Yes, those too)
Bug… Spray ticks me off so much
I cough lung up, and I’m turning blue
(Cough lung up, and I’m turning blue)
Hate echoes too!!!

Treat Stove’s Paranoia
‘Fraid of flies that crawl on food
Treat Stove’s Paranoia
Even bikers make me spew

Treat Stove’s Paranoia
(Go treat Stove)
Scared of guys with the flu
(Germ transfer’s huge)
Treat Stove’s Paranoia
(Scaredy…)
Shrink, I’m getting cured by you
(Yeah, Yeah)

(Shrink)
“Pay more money’s the answer”

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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TJC - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work here... but I'm afraid you're just going to have to face up to these fives...
Wolverine - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Keep writing these parodies, and I'm sure you'll work through your issues in no time. :-) Here's some wrapping with 555 bubbles.
AFW - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You speak of Paranoia....Most pairs do not annoy me...but, good parody, here
Ann Hammond - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Agrimorfee - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Look out behind you! A 555!
Below Average Dave - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Have to be honest "Stove", I think pacing was a little dodgy on this one. . .still pretty good, but after Batman Fought Hell in the last round, this one let down a tad.
tomario - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
someone left you triple 1s but they aren't on your list. i liked it i tripped up on a couple of lines but all in all top job. 555
Cat - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) I never thought you to be such a fraidy-cat! Delightfully warped, and "William Hung" for Neil Young was a great sub.
Michael McVey - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
You're not paranoid -- we on amiright really are out to get you (lol).
Wolverine - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above
Jack Wilson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy freakin crap, it was morev hilarious when I atcualyl opened the YouTube link. One of your best
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Don't worry Stove, there are not tons of people out to kill you. Just one ;)
Matthias - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
One blooper "lung" should have been "lungs"... Other than that not bad for such an old parody of mine...
bobpiecheese - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above! 555 (can't remember if I did that last time).
Rex - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Funny stuff, and look out for that bubble wrap in the closet...
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Well I can say see above on this one ;)

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