-> "Gimme Three Clicks(Sites)"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Three Steps"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gimme Three Clicks(Sites)"
The Lyrics
I was throwing a fit while surfing the net
'Cause the server's as dumb as horse.
It's a real tough fight, to go to a site.
'Cause it's A-O-L of course.
I said, "Theeeeere's no way; I surf here every day.
Why does this happen to me?"
I get kicked off-line for the 15th time.
This crap ain't worth the monthly fee.
Oh won't you gimme three clicks.
Gimme three sites, mister.
I know you can't handle four.
Gimme three clicks.
Gimme three sites, please.
And you'll never hear me swear no more.
After learning some patience and watching for signs.
Of browser hiccups galore.
The say it can't be displayed, even though they're well paid.
What do they use that money for?
I said, "Heeey there Juno, NetZero, and others,
I coming over to your doors."
In this net world the last straw's been pulled.
And the start up disk is on the floor.
Oh won't you gimme three clicks.
Gimme three sites, mister.
I'm feelin' real angry and sore.
Gimme three clicks.
Gimme three sites, please.
I can't handle AOL no more.
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