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Song Parodies -> "Please Drive a Volkswagen"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Please Drive a Volkswagen"

Parody Written by:

Bad Puppy

The Lyrics

Ok, so I drive a Honda. But I wanted to challenge myself!
These wheels- they are German
Not so sure about the engine
Singin' songs about my Touareg
Or maybe about my Jetta wagon
Then, I'll do it again, yes

Well I force my friends to think about them
I threaten them if they put Volks down
Well, when it comes to Volkswagens
A guy like me just don't need friends, anyhow

Please drive a Volkswagen
Their leather seats- they are so cool
Please drive a Volkswagen
Volkswagen, I'll drive home in you

In general, they run on gas'line (vroom, vroom, vroom!)
They run on psychic powers, too
Now Chevrolet does not bother me
Do New Beetles bother you?
Yes, they do.

Please drive a Volkswagen
Their leather seats- they are so cool
Please drive a Volkswagen
Volkwagen, I'll drive home in you

Now muscle cars, yeah, sure, they look good
And yes, I know- they're faster too
(yay, woo hoo!)
But Lord they piss me off so much
Volkswagens are the car for you
Now lick my shoe

Please drive a Volkswagen
Their leather seats- they are so cool
Please drive a Volkswagen
Volkswagen, I'll drive home in you

Please drive a Volkswagen
(Please drive one!)
Their leather seats- they are so cool
(The rumors are true!)
Please drive a Volkswagen
Lordy!
Volkswagen, I'll drive home in you
Yeah, yeah

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