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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Home Mayberry"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Home Mayberry"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I was watching the Andy Griffith Reunion and thought it'd be funny to do a parody about The Andy Griffith Show.
My name's Andy Taylor
Floyd the Barber cuts my hair
I'm the Sheriff here, you stranger
I miss Mayberry once again
And I think its a sin, yes

My partner, Barney Five, is a bumbler
Well, I heard Aunt Bea hates this town
Well, I hope Aunt Bea will remember
A Southern man lives in Mayberry everyday

Sweet home Mayberry
Where the cops don't wear blue
Sweet Home Mayberry
Aunt Bea, I'm coming home to you

In Mayberry I am the sheriff
Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh!
Gomer Pyle is such a goof
Now Gomer Pyle really bothers me
Do your neighbors bother you?
No one's rude

Sweet home Mayberry
Where Opie 'n' I fish for food
Sweet Home Mayberry
Aunt Bea, I'm coming home to you
I sure miss you Mayberry

Now Barney Five has left the police force
And now Opie's on "Happy Days" boo hoo!
Then Aunt Bea has passed away
Then Opie directs a film or two
Barney's Mr. Furley

Sweet home Mayberry
Where the cops don't wear blue
Sweet Home Mayberry
Aunt Bea, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Mayberry
I sure miss ya, Opie!
Where the cops don't wear blue
And the Sheriff is cool!
Sweet Home Mayberry
Aunt Bea, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Mayberry's got the answer!

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Guy - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I saw part of this special. Good job with a quick release on a time sensitive subject.
marianne - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
would like to have heard it with the lyrcis

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