I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes
when you fart it's gotta give so live and let live don't let go
oh no! no! no! I hate your fartin'!
They rarely smell like a rose garden


I could promise you things like soft tushee rings
But your hemorrhoids keep on growin' like grapes in clusters
So some courage you should muster.
When it's tough walkin' too and worse to go poo
Your "Depends" give you confidence now with your leaky bladder
But what does it matter
So I smile for a while but then there's folly, then I realize this life ain't jolly
I just wish you'd do your business in the ca-a-a-an!


I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes


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I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden


I should just get my gun and aim it at your buns!
And if that's what it takes to lose you I'd just as soon let you go
But there's one thing I want you to know


Just look before you leap, out-houses run deep
And there won't always be someone there a-pullin' you out
And you know what I'm talkin' about!
So I smile for a while but then there's folly, then I realize this life ain't jolly
I just wish you'd do your business in the ca-a-a-an!


I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes
I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes