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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Your Fartin' (They Rarely Smell Like a Rose Garden)"

Original Song Title:

"Rose Garden ( I Beg Your Pardon)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynn Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Your Fartin' (They Rarely Smell Like a Rose Garden)"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Ya gotta remember this one!
I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes
when you fart it's gotta give so live and let live don't let go
oh no! no! no! I hate your fartin'!
They rarely smell like a rose garden


I could promise you things like soft tushee rings
But your hemorrhoids keep on growin' like grapes in clusters
So some courage you should muster.
When it's tough walkin' too and worse to go poo
Your "Depends" give you confidence now with your leaky bladder
But what does it matter
So I smile for a while but then there's folly, then I realize this life ain't jolly
I just wish you'd do your business in the ca-a-a-an!


I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes


(short instrumental)


I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden


I should just get my gun and aim it at your buns!
And if that's what it takes to lose you I'd just as soon let you go
But there's one thing I want you to know


Just look before you leap, out-houses run deep
And there won't always be someone there a-pullin' you out
And you know what I'm talkin' about!
So I smile for a while but then there's folly, then I realize this life ain't jolly
I just wish you'd do your business in the ca-a-a-an!


I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes
I hate your fartin' they rarely smell like a rose garden
Along with your belchin' there's gotta' be a little break sometimes









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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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wdh - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Well done
Bobby Rock - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Woah, this is great stuff..LOL
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Job.
Jeffery - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm gonna say this parody stinks, but only because of the content ;-) Straight 5s!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for the comments here. We noticed someone put a one on pacing here, (maybe not any of you that commented) but in our opinion, the only place that we think the pacing could be out a bit was where Lynn Anderson rams a bunch of words into a few beats..."And there won't always be someone there a-pullin' you out "... and we tried to fix it but maybe weren't successful. Oh well. Back to the drawing (key) board. ;-)
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
BTW did anyone notice the Google ad on this page fro a "flatulence/gas deodorizer" ? Thought it was funny and had to check it out. Apparently it's a ping-pong paddle shaped device that's glued to your underwear that supposed to filter smelly gases... claims thousands of satisfied customers...what'll they think of next? just thought it was amusing
JASON WOODY - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
IT'S TRUE I DO FART BIGTIME WHEN I EAT ONIONS OR GRAY SO THEREFOR I LOVE THIS PARODY BEACAUSE IT;S ABOUT ME JASON LEE WOODY
2Eagle - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Five fragrant fuzzies for you.

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