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Song Parodies -> "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

Original Performer:

Lynard Skynard

Parody Song Title:

"Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

America's cheif weapons hunter in Iraq, Daniel Kay, resigns saying there are none to be found...
Bush, Cheney, Powell and Rumsfeld
Had to talk folks into war
Tellinftales of WMDs
Said ole Saddam's goin' nuclear'
Gotta give eim what for, yes

Well I heard Dan Kay talk about it
Well I heard ole Daniel speak his mind
Said there ainft no banned weapons out there
No piles of weapons around to find, anywhere

Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold

Now ole GW, he's the president, ooo, ooo, ooo
And we all took him at his word
Said let's roll folks, we have got no choice
Said Saddam couldnft be deterred
That's what I heard

Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold

Now Washington has got the neocons
And they been known to tell a lie or two
Lord they piss me off so much
Theyfll take the whole world right down the tubes
Tellinf ya true

Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold

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Pacing: 2.2
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mac195 - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops. That should have been David, not Daniel Kay.
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The sad part is, Alabama will still go for Bush.
Scathe - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was clever. You deserved more than 1's, so I gave you 5's.
mac - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Scathe.
Parody police - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing's off. "Weapons of mass destruction" has one more syllable than "sweet home alabama"...hence the pacing is not spot on. Clever concept though.
parody police - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
To add: you spelled the band name wrong. It should be Lynyrd Skynyrd. No a's.
republicanpower - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
quit bashing bush you sick socialist liberal btw no a in skynyrd
simon cowell - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
if this was a real song i would hold a mass burning of your CDs, you really need to learn how to write a funny song 111
Larry the Wonder Lizard - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
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