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Song Parodies -> "Did You Ever Have To Wipe Your Behind?"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lovin Spoonful
Parody Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have To Wipe Your Behind?"
Parody Written by:
Jaycee
The Lyrics
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Asswipe in hand just afraid what you'd find
Deep in the recess of your blessed behind
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Did you ever have to finally decide?
To stop at some shithouse or continue to ride,
Fill up your undies with what you can't abide
did you ever have to finally decide?
Sometimes there's one really big one, smelly and slimy
Stuck in your butt hair down by your hiney.
And just when you think you can't shake it loose,
You blow it right out in a spray of brown juice.
And now you know you really made up your mind
You know right now you can control your behind
Mind over matter, not matter over mind,
No matter's there left in your behind.
Asswipe in hand just afraid what you'd find
Deep in the recess of your blessed behind
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Did you ever have to finally decide?
To stop at some shithouse or continue to ride,
Fill up your undies with what you can't abide
did you ever have to finally decide?
Sometimes there's one really big one, smelly and slimy
Stuck in your butt hair down by your hiney.
And just when you think you can't shake it loose,
You blow it right out in a spray of brown juice.
And now you know you really made up your mind
You know right now you can control your behind
Mind over matter, not matter over mind,
No matter's there left in your behind.
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way more dirty, Jaycee, 1s.
Grossly funny
Reminds of the old Ned Beatty tune from the movie Deliverance, "Did You Ever HaveTo Take From Behind"
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