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Song Parodies -> "Haircut High 'n' Tight"

Original Song Title:

"Walk on the Wild Side"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"Haircut High 'n' Tight"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

The Spanish army announced it will accept transsexuals to its ranks. Presumably they mean female to male transsexuals. "High and tight" refers to Army haircut.
Juan came from countryside of Spain
To the boot camp he then took the train
Shortened hair, tied the breasts
donned the jeans,then she was a he and he said
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight

Ramon, he, came from Barcelona
Long ago he used to be Ramona
̈́He ate hormones, grew a beard
Now with his bass voice is heard
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight

Little Jose never - did play with a doll
For him it would always be football
A bar brawl here and fistfight there
He knew army would be the place where
He'd say
Gimme haircut high'n'tight
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight

Pedro was born as girl in Saragossa
He knew always he would be the boss-a
He is toughest guy around
Macho, yes and army-bound
He'd say: Hey, buster
Gimme haircut high'n'tight
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight

Jorge to the Air Force's on his way
Dreams he would make fighter ace one day
He waits to get his pilot's wings
He thinks they are the coolest things
He'd say: Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight
Hey, Sarge
Gimme haircut high'n'tight

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Christie Marie M - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This is actually funny. Very interesting. May those GI Janes serve and protect the nation! 555

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