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Song Parodies -> "Walk On The Dead Side"

Original Song Title:

"Walk On The Wild Side"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"Walk On The Dead Side"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's kenny
kenny hit the hospital DOA
hitch hiked his way across the astral plane
lost his aura along the way
got it back...then he would just be
i said hey kenny...take a walk on the dead side
i said, hey kid...take a walk on the dead side

turned into a zombie, the poor darling
he was vicious, crimson-eyed and snarling
but he never lost his head
even when he was the livin' dead
i said, hey kenny..take a walk on the dead side
i said, zombie....take a walk on the dead side

and the fourth grade girls sing :
die...die die...die die die die die......die ...die die.....die die die die die

kenny is just passing away
with his cherished life he had to pay
a rustle here...as a muscle flared
the funeral parlor is the the place where
they said, hey kid....take a walk on the dead side
they said, half pint...take a walk on the dead side......well, alright

when it comes to death, he is a cheat
proving your soul just might outlast your meat
his vital signs were awfully low
it was his time to go go go
i said hey kenny...take a walk on the dead side
hey corpse boy...take a walk on the dead side

kenny's life was just taken away
but he just stayed dead for a day
injured fatally in a crash
phoenix-like, he'll rise from ash
i said hey ken...take a walk on the dead side
i said, phoenix....take a walk on the dead side

and the fourth grade girls sing :
die...die die...die die die die die......die ...die die.....die die die die die


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mac - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow Alvin, you have a big stash of quality material here. Is there a "South Park" opra coming out soon?
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, again, don't you ever get tired of all these 5's?
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with sloatead - there aren't enough superlatives in my vocabulary to keep up with your parodies. You're very talented.

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