-> "Dead Pigs"
Original Song Title:
"Dead Skunk"
Parody Song Title:
"Dead Pigs"
The Lyrics
Down in ol' China, things ain't right
The farmers dumped them in the river one night
They can't sell the carrion anymore*
So they float 'em on down to the big seashore
You got your dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
And they're stinkin' to high heaven
Take a whiff on me, that ain't lo mein
See, Communism is insane
They're sellin' off rat and calling it lamb**
It's just as gross as the floating ham
You got your dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
And they're stinkin' to high heaven
Yeah your got your dead chicken, you got your dead cow
That ate melamine in the land of Mao
Got your dead panda and you got your dead worm
But mostly by weight, you're just eating germs
You got your dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river floating down
And they're stinkin' to high heaven
C'mon stink!
You got it!
They're dead, they're in the river
Dead pigs in the river floating down
Dead pigs in the river, floating down and they're stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the land, General Tzo's your man!
Oh, you got pollution
They're dead, they're in the middle
And they're stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
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