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Song Parodies -> "Dead Drunk (In the middle of the road)"

Original Song Title:

"Dead Skunk ( In the middle of the road)"

Original Performer:

Loudon Wainwright 111

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Drunk (In the middle of the road)"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

This is a sequel to Gin Hall Lizard, my submission last Friday
Leavin' the gin joint way too tight
I finished my drink, staggered out in the night
I didn't have the sense to leave my car
So drunk, so smashed, so here I are

You know I'm
Dead drunk, in the middle of the road
Dead drunk, head is fixin' to expload
Dead drunk, stomach fixin' to unload
Weavin' to high heaven

Now the bile is free, and up it rose
Rolled down the window and THAR SHE BLOWS!
Shootin' like a stream as I steer with my knees
The damn wind blew it right back in on me

Yea I was dead drunk, in the middle of the road
Dead drunk, head is fixin' to explode
Yea I was dead drunk, and continued to unload
Pukin to high heaven

I remember the cop and singin' ABC's
Was doin' alright until I got to 'D'
Sprayed that old copper with a puke monsoon
He said "With some luck you might be out by June"

Yea I was
Dead drunk, in the middle of the road
Dead drunk, head was fixin' to explode
Yea I was dead drunk, and continued to unload
Pukin' to high heaven

Damn the luck!

I blew it!
I'm dead, I'm in some trouble
Dead drunk, in some trouble
Dead drunk, I continue to unload
Pukin' to high heaven.....
All over the cop.......[Cop]"Now I'm frikkin' MAD!"
[Me]Hey, I'm not Rodney King!
That's lead!"...yea, I'm in trouble
As I'm beaten to sky high heaven

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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

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John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You are in cell #555.
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...great concept and funny parody...and you gave me an idea for a skunk song of my own...thanks
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Dee, we're even. I had the same title but, only one verse written! Couldn't a done it this good any who! 555
Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
John, alvin, and Rick C., thanks so much
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
'so here I are' was great! :-D
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Dead Drunk..not the kind of double "D's" i like...Dee....but it's still a Hoot parody..
Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc and AFW, thanks mucho!
Stuart McArthur - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, great, I get to be first to highlight "puke monsoon" - LOL! - no way is this not from experience, Dee (Uh!! NO denials!) - 555
Dee Range - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, Stu, am I THAT easy to read? Actually, the first 4 verses ARE true...and I ruined a nice suede jacket lol. The part I left out is that I was rollin' a doob while this whole thing was goin' down.
Stuart McArthur - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ha! even funnier!
Matthias - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Dead Drunk Dee Deserves Diddley... Nah just kidding 5's.

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