She's a whore for pests like Delay
Servicing a hundred Dicks a day
Her Harry chest, flat as a roadway
Hermaphroditic gnome

So she's part girl, barber trims her down
Thing to jerk sits above her mound
Some say Annie's a psychotic clown
She sure can shirk and whine

This failure's named Annie
She's a slime girl (she's a slime girl)
What a wood-dyke she can be (such a slime girl)
She's part girl, part guy,
Small nuts on Annie C
(Loony, loony, shizy, loony)

Annie's got no braided mane
Her fine silver c*ck ring causes her much pain
The lockup is her domain
Because she's completely nuts

They let her out once a day
She instantly starts to bray
Like a mule but, oops, she goes both ways
With a "harbor" and bone

This jailbird's named Annie
She's a guy/girl (she's a guy/girl)
A husband/wife she could be (butch dyke/guy/girl)
And the jailer is close at hand
For Annie C
(Poony, poony, dicky, poony)

Annie's got crazy darting eyes
And makes up crazy stories
When foaming at the mouth she's tied
Too much, even, for Tories
Jailers afraid she'll break a tooth
As she's tossed in the van
Chewing restraints of metal 'round hands and gland

At night, behind bars, tied down,
Annie's crazed eyes are wide and round
This mad dog belongs in a pound
She's completely insane

Worse, inane, she's Annie
She's a dyke/churl (she's a dyke/churl)
Only good for levity (butch dyke/guy churl)
She's a fright, a nutbird, pure crazy
Annie C.
(Screwy, loony, dicky, poony)