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Song Parodies -> "Biggest Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Lonesome Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"Biggest Loser"

Parody Written by:

Dave Ferretti

The Lyrics

have you ever watched the biggest loser
guarantee you'll see some fat people cry
it's so great to watch the biggest loser
see the losers, wonder why they are cryin

ooooooh ooooh

sit down, aren't you sick of yourself
don't you want a brand new body
your belly's huge and your booty's wide
you have to shape up, you need to be half your size

have you ever watched the biggest loser
guarantee you'll see some fat people cry
it's so cool to watch the biggest loser
big fat losers, look like they may be dyin

five hundred and one
started out that way
went on the show and they cried all the fat away
ate all the food and now there's nothing left
cakes and farts are lost
losing weight at any cost

Ref 1

overweight, that's what they say
oh, this heaviness is making him lazy
he is slow can't get out of his bed
and it is hard to find clothes at the mall

slim down, please be good to yourself
really need to change that body
your belly's huge and your booty's wide
you have to shape up
get down to two oh five

Ref 2

have you ever watched the biggest loser
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now tell me have you ever watched the biggest loser

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Jonathan - October 26, 2015 - Report this comment
I'd prefer to think that people WEREN'T watching me thanks! 5's

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