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Song Parodies -> "The Dale Jr. Song"

Original Song Title:

"Lonesome Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Dale Jr. Song"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I'm a huge NASCAR fan and have followed Dale Earnhardt, Jr. since the 2004 season. This song is about Junior and how he never gives up despite not having any Sprint Cup championships to his credit.
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Beaten by the 48 car every time
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
He's never won the Cup but keeps on trying
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's going to see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Beaten by the 48 car every time
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
He's never won the Cup but keeps on trying
He's never won a Sprint Cup, at least that's what they say
He lost his head and gambled the championship away
He still keeps searching but doesn't have much left
Most of his races he has lost, now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Beaten by the 48 car every time
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
He's never won the Cup but keeps on trying
"It's OK," he smiles and says
Though his winless streaks are driving him crazy
Dale won't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's going to see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Beaten by the 48 car every time
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
He's never won the Cup but keeps on trying.
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Now tell me have you heard about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?

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Rob Arndt - June 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice tribute, I like him too- 555! I've done Danica #10 a few times myself!
Jonathan - June 04, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't follow NASCAR that much but I did like Junior's father 5's

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