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Song Parodies -> "Pissing"

Original Song Title:

"Reminiscing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"Pissing"

Parody Written by:

Forteen and Baeutiful

The Lyrics

urine for a treat...
Diet Rite... lemonade... some black coffee... ambrosia... hot café au lait... yes, I was drinking through the night
Will it come out right?
Ow! My bladder girl...
I'm gonna spill my Earl Grey on you
If I'm not home soon
How can I make you understand -
The bathroom was farther than I'd planned
First I got into gear 'cause that Miller beer was cool and clear and better than before --
I drank... then drank some more
And the port and brew...
And the champagne cocktails, too
I drank enough for two...
So once I'm fin'lly home
I'll stand and release above the throne

Hurry, I can't wait!
Have to end our date
Cause all night I drank like a fish
I'll be standing at the bowl,
Pointing towards the hole,
And I'll be pissing

(Instrumental break)

Diet Rite... lemonade... some black coffee... ambrosia... hot café au lait... yes, I was drinking through the night
(Why'd it come out white?)
After my liquid meal
You can't imagine how I feel:
As bloated as a seal!
All the things I'm missing --
Standing for hours here just pissing

Hardly even ate --
I cut short the date
'Cause all night I drank like a fish
Now I'm standing at the bowl,
Pointing towards the hole,
And I'm still pissing...

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Leo Jay - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, kid -- you must be some kind of whiz. Love the way the different drinks match up agains the original words. But what happened to your 'cafe au lait'?
aoid - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Whiz? More like someone who pisses me off with these gross songs?
kitkatbar09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid is right-pee is not funny nor original[DUH]
FAB - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
oh hush
FAB - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
hush
Dee Lighted - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very funny!
dobbs - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude this is riotously funny, if a tad too graphic.

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