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Song Parodies -> "Stool Change"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Change"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"Stool Change"

Parody Written by:

Bubba

The Lyrics

My stepson accidentally swallowed a quarter (or so he said) a few years ago, when he was about 10. As we were driving to the hospital, the song "Cool Change" came onto the radio, and as I tend to do, I made up some lyrics relevant to the situation. He didn't appreciate it much, but the rest of us got a good laugh!
If there's one thing in my life that's missing
It's the change that was in my pants
Think I swallowed some, not that I oughta
Doctors are friendly people
And they're showing me ways to go
And I never want to gain their admiration

Time for some stool change
I know that it's time for some stool change
I swallowed a coin, and now I feel strange
I know that it's time for some stool change

Well soon, one might drop into the water
And it's then that I'll feel my best
I'll yell and scream and I'll jump and even hollar
It's kind of a special feeling
When you sit on the pot alone
Waiting just to pass change for a dollar

Time for some stool change
I know that it's time for some stool change
I swallowed a coin, and now I feel strange
I know that it's time for some stool change

Yes, others need the toilet
And sometimes I don't care
I know it may sound selfish
But let me sit in there
Let me sit in there

If there's one thing in my life that's missing
It's the change that was in my pants
Think I swallowed some, not that I oughta
It's kind of a special feeling
When you sit on the pot alone
Waiting just to pass change for a dollar

Time for some stool change
I know that it's time for some stool change
I swallowed a coin, and now I feel strange
I know that it's time for some stool change

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