-> "Cheat Day"
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Whenever I get slim
Something inside gets to churning
And I say “screw my diet.”
Could I eat those deviled-eggs please
And a taco shell stuffed with nacho cheese?
I’m on my Cheat Day
Filling up my cart
Can't keep from buying
every box of Pop Tarts
A bagel calls out my name
Soft, salt, sweet and plain, I toast (yeah yeah)
Well I toast on open flame
My high blood pressure has returned to me
It is two-oh-seven over one-oh-three.
Because of Cheat Day
Heartburn in my heart
Can't keep from prying
A loaf of bread apart.
I stand in my kitchen space
Sauce all over my face
I can't contain it, each can I drain it
I ain’t never ate these smelts before
Now that hungry feeling has me amazed
Want a Dunkin donut that is double-glazed.
I’m on my Cheat Day.
Eating a la carte.
Can't keep from drying
Nom nom nom nom
Nom Nom, yum yum
Nom nom nom nom, yum
Don't pass up this chance
To get into bigger pants
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