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Song Parodies -> "You're Not Wood"

Original Song Title:

"You're No Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Not Wood"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...as sung by gepetto...
looking better...now you're renewed
acting better...a much better mood
oh what a blessing...we've raised the bar
now i know a real boy you are

you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood...(won't have to paint you again)
you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood

those timber parts...assembled as you
would have broke apart...even though they were glued
but this is stupendous...i'm filled with glee
you've seemed to gain true anatomy

you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood...(won't have to stain you again)
you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood

my eucalyptus baby is around now to stay
i thank you dear blue lady for your favor today

you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood...(won't have to plane you again)
you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood
you're not wood...you're not wood...you're not wood
baby, you're not wood


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Mark Scotti - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Always loved that song. Always loved that movie. And now, COMBINED, it's all good(and not wood)!!! Great idea, Alvin!
Andy Primus - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea - Never heard Linda's version but I've got the song by Van Halen & an even better version by The Swinging Blue Jeans. I tried doing a parody of it a while back but didn't get anywhere with it. It was called It's Not Wood & was about cheap crap MDF furniture.
2Eagle - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Good concept. If Gepetto carves me a statue that looks like Alexander Godunov will it come alive?
Andria - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin, and I wish Gepetto could carve a statue of Steve-O from "Jackass" (the man of my dreams, no kidding there) and make it come alive. 5s.
Leo Keough - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny concept...555!!!
Timmy1000 - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Always expect and get a treat with Alvin's story songs - nicely done Sir.
alvin - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark....glad ya enjoyed...thanks andy...yeah, great OS....lots of energy...thanks 2eagle....maybe ! ...lol....thanks andria...gepetto would have to spend a week just getting the tattos right....thanks leo...glad ya dug it....thanks timmy...appreciate it
MrMacphisto - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute :)
alvin - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto
AFW - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This wood be right in the groove
alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...lol
LittleCUPcakes - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Good write, sir Alvin, the Mighty Duke 0Swerin' Roads & F-Ways . My favorite by ~LR~ though, is DeSPARADO . . . love that song, Sir ! it's sooo very DaveEsque!
alvin - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks LCC...of course

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