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Song Parodies -> "Still More Killing"

Original Song Title:

"Willing"

Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"Still More Killing"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I made the big mistake of trying to watch Mr. Bush give a speech last week. When he's not just flat-out lying (infuriating) he tortures the language with parsed denials that make Bill Clinton's obfuscations about "sex" seem rather straight-forward. I think even Orwell would be taken aback if he were still alive. I also saw an interview Matt Lauer did with him...Mr. Bush reminded me of a cornered weasel when Lauer asked him to get specific about the "techniques" that had been used that Mr. Bush did not consider "torture". Mr. Bush refused to discuss it saying: "We cannot let our enemies know what methods we use"...Uh...Duh...so let me get this straight, it would be a problem if Al Queda knew we were doing what just about everybody in the whole freaking world knows we were doing. OK, even if I were to suspend disbelief on that I'd have to say, "So What?". I think we should all keep in mind that what we do to captives becomes part of our greater legacy. If you don't think so reflect back to how the Germans and Japanese were of thought of as a result of how they treated American POW's in WW II. I try to make it a practice not to wish bad things on people in this lifetime. This guy makes me hope there's an afterlife because if there is he's gonna spend a long freaking time strapped to a waterboard...anyway, apologies for the long-winded commentary, but it's hard to just let Mr. Bush's shenanigans pass by without remark.
We're at War in Iraq
started by this schmoe
Ex-drunk; he's dirty
A stooge like Moe
Blood he spills
Killing

Lies we were told
That sure bites
This bastard is dishonest
So now we must fight
Screwed us
him we can't trust

Now what he is doin'
is kinda scary
Disasters we're stuck in because
we listened to the prick
who lied to invade
He's such an assh*le
Yeah, you should be afraid

Now we see that
this
lame-assed guy
is a horse's behind
Who's caused killing
'cause he's stupid

[instrumental break]

And then there's Cheney's bullsh*t
Damn, he's a creep
What I say 'bout him
well, I cannot repeat
'cept he's evil
People

And we're still getting stroked
Yeah, more lies we're told
They make sh*t up
these lying slime
They stole
Elections
so
More folks get killed

Twisted the truth to defeat
John Kerry
Swift Boater's were just
Lying scum
We're told useless sh*t
that is all these guys say
I'm sick of these assh*les
wish they would go away

So I wish that
they
would
re-
-sign
And then kiss my behind
Instead they're killing
still more humans

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alvin rhodes - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
brilliant bit of bashing...but its not nice to compare bush to moe... for moe's sake i mean
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, you're right! Oh no, So I owe Moe and apology ~ ~ ~
MarthaDTox - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well said Paul!!
Paul Robinson - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Martha...haven't seen you around here lately (I haven't been around as much myself of late)...good to hear from you ~ ~ ~

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