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Song Parodies -> "George Bush Is No Good"

Original Song Title:

"You're No Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"George Bush Is No Good"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, I heard Mr. Bush's speech last week...at least as much of it as I could stomach. And I also saw his interview with Matt Lauer. When it wasn't downright insulting it was pathetic. Note: Lyrics in {brackets} are to be sung in the instrumental sections to the notes
[instrumental intro]

{George Bush is no damn good}
{He has not done what he should}

Won't get better
Until he's through
Won't get better
Yeah, we're being screwed
A painful lesson
The Iraq War
Scum-bag liar should be shown the door

He's no good
He's no good
He's no good
George Bush is no good

And now he's eyeing Iran

He's no good
He's no good
He's no good
Bush is no damned good

He's not too smart
We know now that's true
Iraq War did start
Though he did not have proof
He makes bad decisions
That's plain to see
Have to be stupid
If you did believe

That he'd do
What he should
Because he
Is no f*cking good

The guy does not have a brain

He's a fool
Dumb as mule
That's not cool
He's not fit to rule

[instrumental break]

{George Bush is a f*cking jerk}
{nothing he's done has ever worked}
{He got us in a War that we just cannot win}
{Justified by lies; yeah, he sucked us all in}

{George Bush is a f*cking, lying jerk}
{nothing that he's done has ever worked}

He told us lies and bullsh*t
'cause he wanted his War
Don't care one whit about us
We should show him the door

Yeah, we should
Really should
Wish we could
If we did - be good

Send his dumb ass home for good

Wish we could
Understood
It'd be good
If we really could

Butnoso
Give the hook
To these crooks
Throw the book
Throw it at these crooks

[instrumentals out to fade]
{Damn, George Bush}
{is a crook}
{he should get the hook}
{He's a schnook}
{throw the book}
{at these crooks}
{these dumb-ass schnooks}
{make me puke}
[repeat these lines through instrumental section out to fade]

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alvin rhodes - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
true dat....but your song sure is good
Serafina - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it, Paul! 5-5-5 =)
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin & Serafina - Thank you. It seems as though several songs on Ronstadt "Heart Like A Wheel" album work quite well as vehicles for parodies in this vein. I have another today and probably one more for tomorrow.
2Eagle - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
If only Clinton could have been elected for a third term.
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, and if wishes was fishes we'd all stink...Thanks ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul, I can't stand Linda Ronstadt -- I can't think of a single cover song she did that was worthy of the original, not even Betty Everett's OS of this one -- but I'll take her over Bush any day, and you've done a good job of showing why. As for your reponse to 2Eagle -- which, I guess, makes this a "threesponse" -- as stinkermen go, Bush is bigger than most.
Paul Robinson - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeez, Michael, it's funny, but I happen to like quite a bit of Ronstadt's stuff...not all of it, but quite a bit...and it seems to work for Bush bagging for some reason...thanks!
Paul Warren - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Linda Ronstaadt would agree with you as a matter of fact, she could sing this song. In 2004, just before Bush was going in for a 2nd term, she praised Michael Moore and then she ranted about Bush later on. I'm now a Democrat, but I still think that you may feel better if Bush resigned or was Crucified!

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