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Song Parodies -> "You Bowl Good"

Original Song Title:

"You're No Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"You Bowl Good"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ball in gutter...that's where i threw
ball in gutter...now, its up to you
i might need lessons...for me, its hard
but, i see you're a bowlin' star

you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good
i'm gonna play you again
you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good

guess its an art...you're awesome, its true
well, i fell apart, but i'm glad you came through
i beg your forgiveness...my score is three
i wouldn't blame you if you quit on me

you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good
i'm gonna play you again
you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good

i'm failin' at this hobby
guess it isn't my day
i'll be out in the lobby
cause i don't wanna play

you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good
and i won't play you again
you bowl good...you bowl good...you bowl good
baby, you bowl good




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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You definitely pick up a spare with this, Alvin...and original...don't recall any other bowling parodies..like you say you got "Three"..three fives, that is..
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well you just picked up 15 more points from me. You're up to 18 now, Alvin....555
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and rick
Arwen - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great, Alvin!
Stuart McArthur - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I only bowl for the shoes - very well done alvin - 555
Steven Cavanagh - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
knocked me over.
Matthias - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS so I can't vote, but any song about bowling is okay in my book brother. Right Alvin, Alvin? Alvin?! ALVIN!!!!
Johnny D - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhh, Master Bo-Ling, very good, very good.
Kristof Robertson - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You scored THREE? Man, you really do suck....;-)555
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good done!
alvin rhodes - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks arwen stuart steven matthias johnny kristof and jeff
Peregrin - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Found this via the random feature, Alvin. Good parody with a limiting song. 5s for making me think about Linda Ronstadt in her younger days...

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