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Song Parodies -> "U-530"

Original Song Title:

"Um Bongo"

Original Performer:

Libby's TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"U-530"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Note: 530 is used here as 5-3-0 (five, three, oh)
Known much more for its precious cargo,
A clandestine drop, Adolf & Eva up from below
Waffen SS and others, Patagonia they did go
The U-boat was U-530
U-530, U-530, Type IXc was the Führer's boat
Carried also stolen loot, and weapons plans
From Spain after the pick-up, Oh t'was Franco's sin
Catholic Ratlines, priests & nuns, from monestaries they were shuttled
To a port rendezvous with U-530
Escaped Berlin and avoided any trouble...

Hitler died in '63 not '45 which most believe!
U-530 surrendered in Argentina on July 10, 1945 missing it's 105mm deck gun. The captain and crew had no identification and the ship's log was gone. Witnesses in Argentina saw the boat off the coast unloading Nazi officials including a man and woman protected by SS soldiers. Hitler escaped at midnight April 28th via underground tunnel to the U6 subway and then a side tunnel to the Tier Garten and over to the makeshift airstrip on the Hollenzollerdamm via Ju-52 piloted by Captain Peter Baumgart to Tonder, Denmark. Then a plane switch (either Fw-200 or Ju-290) to Spain. Franco passed them through the Catholic Ratlines to various monestaries and by land to a Spanish port. They were picked up by U-530 and taken to Patagonia where 3 safe houses were built protected by a German military base financed through the war with stolen Reich assets and built by a German front company. The British account is pure fabrication taken from copied NKVD transcripts and faulty Nazi conflicting stories. Two dead doubles and a female actress we're found by the Russians at the bunker along with all the dead dogs outside. There is no forensic nor photographic proof of Hitler and Eva's deaths. The skull fragment held by the Russians was tested in the US using bone specialists and DNA. It is from a 40 year old woman unrelated to Eva Braun. Declassified FBI, MI6, Argentine Naval records all verify the above account. 47 U-boats alone were missing in 1945 mostly in the South Atlantic. Last message from the Führer bunker went to Tierra del Fuego. Fact.

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