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Song Parodies -> "Hey Jew"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Lennon/McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Jew"

Parody Written by:

scuabsteve

The Lyrics

Hey Jew
Let's take a shower
Take that bad smell
And make it better
Remember to wash behind your ears
Then you can start, to look a little better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
The water can be adjusted, to be hotter
The minute you get it on your skin
Then you begin to make it better

Anytime you feel a pain, Hey Jew refrain
Nobody in this world wants to be by your shoulder
You don't know that you're the fool
Nobody thinks you're cool
You make this world a lot colder

Hey Jew don't give up
You found the soap, now try to use it
Remember to scrub every part
Then you can start, to smell better

So take it out and take it in, hey Jew begin
Your waiting for someone to be with
And don't you know it's just you, hey Jew its true
That smell that is true, is near your shoulders

Hey Jew it doesn't have to be that bad
Take that bad smell and make it better
Remember to rub every part
So that it starts to smell better

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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User Comments

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Fran - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This song has no merit whatsoever. It is offensive and racist. It is a one note joke based on the concept of "smelly Jew". Would you publish a song called "Hey Nigger"? No you would not. It is also childish and poorly written.
Ethan Mawyer - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
was there some sort of anti-semitic parody writing contest? This is the 2nd most offensive parody i've read today and most days i'd take away the "2nd". It is possible to write something funny using stereotypes but this has not succeeded
Adam Zen B. - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I had to give 1s for this, but I found it unintentionally funny in a camp sort of way. Kind of like of Mel Gibson's father wrote a parody.
Jude Hey - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This sucks.
Satan - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
scuabsteve, I know what in hell you were thinking . . . I'll be waiting for you!
Jan Unwin - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I suspect you may have gotten some of that soap in your mouth, because this is in bad taste.
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wish I could html a vomit-spewing smiley-face icon here. This is artless shit.
John - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This sucks. Nice try but no one is laughing you anti-semitic ***
Shlomo - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is not a parody; this is an anti-semite song. get this off your site!
bdog - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I've searched in vain for a Terms of Use post anywhere on this site. This is offensive and should be removed. There's nothing "funny" about Jews and showers. All that's missing is a reference to ovens.
Len - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What an a$$hole! I disagree with thse who think this should be removed. It should remain as a testamament to the stupidity of the likes of scuabsteve. If 'scuab' is a typo for scuba here's to Steve getting the bends.
stretford420 - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Id have to disagree with the above comments... although Its quite tasteless I believe the song was written with the intent to shock the person reading it into laughter. It fits the pacing of the original very well (except i think one or two errors) and is well rhymed and topical. Voted 5-4-4

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