small fellas, down to mines, they cruise
bring back gemstones that they've found
they're short, but strong, as you can see
little runts, but they can hold their ground
their mine is grand but their cottage plain
so you'd guess they have no dough
i guess these guys want their wealth unspied
so that nobody will know

well, its been ten months or maybe more
since that lass came passin' through
she latched unto these knee high guys
just the same, she's sad and blue
sometimes she'll cry...and just wanna die
cause she has no prince to love
but she just keeps on singin' her song
keepin' house for these sawed off runts

queen was searchin' all around
she was such a wicked bat
pretty, yes, but the mirror say..
"snow white simply leaves you flat"
a poisonin' is on her mind
and an apple just may do
she has ways, uncomely, cause oh brother, she's lame
cause she wants to be most lovely, its true...yeah

well, she looked so hard, nearly lost her mind
but she finally found her dame
she swore she would a thousand times
"eureka ! ", now she cried
dwarf acres is where she came
to get her evil way
get her way at dwarf acres
dwarf acres
dwarf acres
dwarf...