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Song Parodies -> "Dwarf Acres"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Breaker"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Dwarf Acres"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...part one of the snow white story...
small fellas, down to mines, they cruise
bring back gemstones that they've found
they're short, but strong, as you can see
little runts, but they can hold their ground
their mine is grand but their cottage plain
so you'd guess they have no dough
i guess these guys want their wealth unspied
so that nobody will know

well, its been ten months or maybe more
since that lass came passin' through
she latched unto these knee high guys
just the same, she's sad and blue
sometimes she'll cry...and just wanna die
cause she has no prince to love
but she just keeps on singin' her song
keepin' house for these sawed off runts

queen was searchin' all around
she was such a wicked bat
pretty, yes, but the mirror say..
"snow white simply leaves you flat"
a poisonin' is on her mind
and an apple just may do
she has ways, uncomely, cause oh brother, she's lame
cause she wants to be most lovely, its true...yeah

well, she looked so hard, nearly lost her mind
but she finally found her dame
she swore she would a thousand times
"eureka ! ", now she cried
dwarf acres is where she came
to get her evil way
get her way at dwarf acres
dwarf acres
dwarf acres

...part two tomorrow...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Stan Hall - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done ... but when may we expect you to deliver "Orff Fakers," parodying the complete "Carmina Burana" ? :-)
Jack Wilson - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 5s from me!
Invisible Boy - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey alvin...when I first saw your title I thought it was going to be a "Green Acres" parody, after your "Mr Ed". I look forward to the next installment of this saga. Well done.
alvin - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan.....don't watch for "carmina burana" in the near jack....thanks IB...gonna send in part 2 right can probably guess the song
Harry - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin! Hi, Ho, let's go! Hi, Ho, let's go! (7 dwarves bop) I have a parody in the works for heartbreaker, too. Great imagery. Well done 5-5-5
AFW - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Another fine fairy tale parody..great job!..dwarfs the competition..
Dee Range - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Also thought this would be "Green Acres". You do these better than anybody, and the "sawed off runts" was awesome.
alvin - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks harry, AFW and're the second person to mention 'green acres'...i might just have to tackle that one
John Barry - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Title o' the day for me.
alvin - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john
2Eagle - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
That could be about some of the tract houses in Burbank. They are so dinky only a dwarf could live in them.
alvin - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....i'm almost short enough to BE a dwarf
littleCupCakes - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for those 1,100 sq. ft. working-class houses of the Fabulous 50's.
alvin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleCupCakes

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