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Song Parodies -> "I Have A Question"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway To Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"I Have A Question"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

There's a lady who's sure she can save a few pounds
While she’s buying a small diet soda.
When she gets there she knows if the restraunts are all closed
With a word she can get what she ordered.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a small diet soda.

There's a sign on the wall but still wants to be sure
That the meal comes with extra large french fries
On a tree by the restraunt there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes the dollar meal has no value.
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get and my head does not rest
But my spirit says silent your thinking
In my thoughts I had seen lumps of fat salt extreme
And the shaker of those who stand salting
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder

I’m still here way past noon hear a shaker to tune
That more pepper will give us some season
Maybe some day will dawn for those who don’t long
Think and put all the pieces together

If there's a gray hair in your taco don't get alarmed now
Well it is still clean whe’re not obscene
Yes, there’s many paths you can go by but in the long run
There's still time to change what you feed on
And it makes me wonder

My head is playing and it won't go like a radio
A shakers rhythm seems to join in
Dear lady, can you hear a sigh blow and do you know
Your soda’s diet, but you’re not thin .

And as I walk on down the road
Out from my head in to my soul
I hear a song I think most know
I tap my feet it starts to show
I love music way more then gold
And if you’re watchin very hard
The tune might come to you at last.
I can’t stop rock and that is all
Just good rock a little roll.

Whys she buying fast food with her soda?

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Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll have the supersize grow my butt qaudruple hog burger with lard and bacon and six pieces of cheese and the ultimate supersized transfat drenched fries and six apple pies and a supersized route 44 chocolate sundae with extra syrup, marshmellows and topped with corn syrup and a small banana split on the side and oh yeah, my girlish figure - a small diet Pepsi. And some extra napkins for the six chins I'm about to grease. Sound about right. Good no value menu parody here Ann. Well done.

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Ann Hammond - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy this is a fix up of one of my lousy early paroies.
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I know your method is still "make it up as you go along", but why so many words & lines of the original song still intact? You have done, and can do, better.
Ann Hammond - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee I know I've been able to do better in the past but right now my best doesn't seem to be at my best.

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