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Song Parodies -> "The Whim-I-Grant Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Immigrant Song"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"The Whim-I-Grant Song"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Aaaaah aaaah onnnnn Dancer
Aaaaah aaaah onnnnn Prancer

We come from the land of the ice and snow
Where the elves are slaves and the reindeer glow

***The glimmer of the schnozz***
***Will guide our sleigh to your land***
***I bring to you, your Christmas loot***
***Fa la la, I am coming***

On we speed,
Dash away all,
We gotta make a pit stop at the mall

Aaaaah aaaah onnnnn Comet
Aaaaah aaaah onnnnn Cupid

We come from the land of the ice and snow
With a midnight flight and a Ho Ho Ho

****How silently we land****
****How gentle are the paws****
****We disregard the break-in laws****
****I am your Santa Claaaauuus****

On we speed,
Dash away all,
How come your chimney is so FREAKING SMALL

Tonight you hang your sock
Though it be torn and shoddy
You’ll cop some sleigh on Christmas Day
Despite how you’ve been naughty

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Matthias - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
A classic Claude work!!! Amazing, brilliant, and hilarious!!! Now we're not going to see you for another year are we?
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This was HILARIOUS,as usual. 5s, had me LMAO
PMS - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the line about "elves are slaves and the reindeer glow". 555
John Jenkins - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever title and parody with excellent substitutions. May the author of this parody grant our whim and submit parodies more than once a year!
Red Ant - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
If the chimney is open, it's not B&E. Good to see Santa Claude has returned this year.
McKludge - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
But if the flue is closed, then it is B&E. This is outstanding. "glimmer of the schnozz" he he he. Maybe Rudolph should lay off the gin.
alvin - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
great title...even greater parody...made me go ho ho ho
Guy - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Yumpin' Chiminey this was good. Well done Claude.
Claude Prez - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the comments, and to Jack Wilson, whose "Sled Zeppelin" album idea on the messageboard was the impetus for both of my submissions today.
Glen S - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Those poor elves. Nice one, Claude

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