My Grandma, she's an oldy,
And she's startin' to grow mold!
She really is one smelly lady,
And Grandpa's just as old!

When I cleaned out there 'fridgerator,
I found a week-old steak,
When I opened up the package,
I found some mating snakes!
It's olddddd!

Now Grandma's gotten moldy,
Can't find her hearing aid,
Doesn't remember anyone one in the family,
Can't even find the food she makes!
Not the steakkkk!!!!!

So she went out in her wheelchair,
Just to take a ride around,
There was a little kid there playing,
Until Granny mowed him down!!
OWWWWWW!!!!

She's just a little forgetful,
Can't remember her own name,
Can't remember who she's run over,
Can't remember when to bathe!

So now that kid hates my Grandma,
Everytime he makes a face,
But that lady is so old-y,
She just smiles back and waves!

So Would you like some Prune pie
and Drug store coffee?
MY Grandma has all the kids owned,
After she runs all of them over,
She goes back to forgetting and mold!
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!