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Song Parodies -> "Grandmother is Moldy"

Original Song Title:

"Houses of the Holy"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Grandmother is Moldy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is a song mocking OLd people. Disclaimer: I don't hate Old people, I just think that there needed to be somehting humorous about them.
My Grandma, she's an oldy,
And she's startin' to grow mold!
She really is one smelly lady,
And Grandpa's just as old!

When I cleaned out there 'fridgerator,
I found a week-old steak,
When I opened up the package,
I found some mating snakes!
It's olddddd!

Now Grandma's gotten moldy,
Can't find her hearing aid,
Doesn't remember anyone one in the family,
Can't even find the food she makes!
Not the steakkkk!!!!!

So she went out in her wheelchair,
Just to take a ride around,
There was a little kid there playing,
Until Granny mowed him down!!

She's just a little forgetful,
Can't remember her own name,
Can't remember who she's run over,
Can't remember when to bathe!

So now that kid hates my Grandma,
Everytime he makes a face,
But that lady is so old-y,
She just smiles back and waves!

So Would you like some Prune pie
and Drug store coffee?
MY Grandma has all the kids owned,
After she runs all of them over,
She goes back to forgetting and mold!

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Total Votes: 1

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zPolak - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
funny mines on the first apge too
TullyGirl - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
What was that you said, "zpolak"?
zPolak - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i sdia thayt ours both made it to the front page of amirght. amazing ehh>
antioldpeople - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was funny. Typical for all "olds".
TullyGirl - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you. As for "zPolak", keep leaving stupid comments like that! I enjoy it totally.
TullyGirl - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm.... "zPolak" sockpuppeting as "Lorya Lorya" probably. Lame [yet hilarious] how people come back as othe rpeople just to bash...
ava - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it. You DO write good, don't listen to "Lorya".
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah zpolak, being on the first page makes you cool, but only for one day. This was funny, Tully.
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job 5-5-5
TullyGirl - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you!!! I appreciate it:)

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