Hey, hey , nurse, hand over that there tube
Causethis patient’s blood is lookin’ crude

These insides , oh yeah they really stink
Gonna take em out with tweezer things

Hey,hey baby, point your glove that way
See the bloody drips scare you away

OW YEAH!
YOWZA!
Ow!
Ow!
Ah!
Ah!
Ow yeah!
Ow yeah!
Ow Ow!

Table’s rolled , down this hall
Do I have to operate on this guy’s balls?
Look your face is turning red
Unlike you, this I don’t dread
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Hey, come on, gimme gauze now
Just hand me that scalpel now
(repeat)

That thing was long, that I scooped out
Intestines don’t gross me out
See this IV? Connect it
Im the master of evil surgeons!
It’s just like what I’ve been told
That Sweeney Todd still has me owned.

Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow

I could do these things all day
Aint like House, ER or Grey’s Anatomy
These patients may hold their hand
But not me, cause they can’t stand