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Song Parodies -> "Hashbrowns Uneven"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Hashbrowns Uneven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This one is not as good as the other one I did, but here you go.
Hashbrowns Uneven

There’s a lady in back, who’s sure to smoke crack
And she’s frying the hashbrowns uneven
When you get there you know, all other stores are closed
Learn when you push or pull the door
Ooh, ooh, I want some coffee
Ooh, ooh, I want some coffee
There’s a feeling I get when I sit in back
And my coffee is getting cold
In my dreams I have seen, cooks with hands that are clean
And the voices of those who are bitching
Ooh I want some coffee
Ooh I really want some coffee
And if you want a spoon, you won’t get it too soon
Still the waitress will stand and linger
And a new day will dawn, I’ve been here too long
And the drunks will up chuck their platter
If there’s a crack in the back yeah, don’t be alarmed now
It’s just the norm for this horrid seen
No, there’s no hope you can get here, but its still fun
Sitting here its your soul you’ve pawned
And I want some coffee
That guy is bumming and he won’t go, till he gets blow
The pipe is filled so why not join him
And if were lucky we will see Joe, and this don’t flow
What a fucked up message this will send
And as you open up the doo’
The smell hits you up you’ll throw
And my coffee’s getting low
Oh please Kat can I get some mo’
I like my waffle to be gold
And if you stay here very long
Your food will come to you at last
Oh to be rockin’ out with Joe
And she’s frying the hashbrowns uneven.

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