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Song Parodies -> "Billy's Confused"

Original Song Title:

"Dazed And Confused"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Billy's Confused"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I feel sorry for anyone else besidespoor Bill and Mal who are tangled up and this(I'm a bit confused here, too)
Bill's dazed and confused
Over Mer, hasn't a clue
Wanted a gender, never bargained for this
Lots of people talk but few of them know
The sole purpose of this was not ever for show
You're hurt and confused, is Mer really a girl?
Start to thinking, hey, maybe
Lord, makes him wanna hurl
Help, he's so lost now
He don't know Merry's sex
Here he's dazed baby, he's under a hex

Every day he goes insane
Writing 'bout his messed-up days
Try to find out genders, but he gets pushed away
Don't know what Merry is, only know just who's' Pippin
Whoa, little baby, it's considered a sin
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Whoa yeah. all right, all right
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Oh, Florio is so confused, whoa, oh, baby
Billy is dazed and confused
Is Mer a woman? It's so true.
Wanted some answers, never bargained for this
Take it easy Billy, let them say who is a boy
Relax a little then solve out this ploy
Oh, yeah all right
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

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Billy Florio - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent song

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