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Song Parodies -> "Thousand McChickens"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway To Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Thousand McChickens"

Parody Written by:

Austin

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to McChickens, enjoy!
There's a lady who's sure all that sizzles is food
And she's buying a thousand McChickens
And when she gets it she knows it will be good to those,
Who eat it and love it from their hart.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a thousand McChickens.
There's a sign on the wall, it says theres none left but she wants to be sure
cuz you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the place by the books there's a midget who cooks
he says Sometimes our tounges are mis leading
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a thousand McChickens
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for MD's
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the roof
And the voices of those who stand cooking
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a thousand McChickens
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then Ronald will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the whole town will echo with good taste
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bad spot in yours
Don't pull a gun
you can give back and they will sure re-fund
But theres only a path youll go
but in the long run youll know
you will love the road that your on
Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
Ronald is calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow in your ear and did you know
that dear, mcchicken are better than Bud Beer
And as we drive on down the road
We spot heaven its self, with grease stains and arches to lead me.
There walks a lady we know
Who chews, and swallows her one love.
How everything still turns to gold
And if you lick your mouth
The tase will come back there

Oh oh oh oh

When all are one and one is all
To be Mick and not Chicken
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a thousand McChickens
There's a lady who's sure all that sizzles is food
And she's buying a thousand McChickens
And when she gets it she knows it will be good to those,
Who eat it and love it from their hart.
And she's buying a thousand McChickens, uh uh uh.
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Red Ant - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't have this CD in my player at the moment, but it appears you have an extra partial first verse at the end of the song. I'll come back later when I have time to listen to the song.
Larry Hensley - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one.
Austin - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Sry lol i just noticed that

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