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Song Parodies -> "Brassiere"

Original Song Title:

"Kashmir"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Brassiere"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh, let her bust bend down and touch my face
breasts as sweet as dreams
i want to grab them in a warm embrace
to me, they are supreme
beneath her shoulders in a frilly brace
without one, i've not seen
we've gone on dates, but i am forced to wait
will they be revealed ?

love to run my tongue into that place
her mounds caressed so dear
but not an inch, she'd budge...she made that straight
she made it crystal clear

no...no...no...no
ooh baby...i've been tryin'...mama, you keep denyin'
ooh baby...i've been tryin'...mama, you been denyin'...been denyin'
all my thoughts...turn to mounds
as her bust...churns around
as i eye...her expanse
as i scan...her tasty glands
tryin' to find...tryin' to find...my way in

i'd palm them with hands, warm, and leave no trace
no prints left to be seen
please lose the pads and show your trophy case
i'll climb in between
you'll shed that bra, just like an old cocoon
it will return...don't fear
but you can trust that this won't happen soon
no movin' this brassiere

oh, matter of the milk glands...fill my hands...a cup of "C" or near
needs no suspension...poppin' in my face...i long to play, my dear

no...no...no...no
ooh baby...i've been tryin'...mama, you keep denyin'
ooh baby...i've been tryin'...mama, you been denyin'...been denyin'
all my thoughts...turn to mounds
as her bust...churns around
as i eye...her expanse
as i scan...her tasty glands
tryin' to find...tryin' to find...my way in

when its gone...when its gone away
when i see...when i see the way...they sway...yeah
ooh yeah, yeah...ooh yeah, yeah...want your mounds
ooh yeah, yeah...ooh yeah, yeah...want your mounds
ooh my baby...let me shake your pair
let me shake your pair
let me shake your pair

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Agrimorfee - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha! Like if Robert Plant just let his mind wander a bit...the bridge about "denyin'" captures the essence of Led Zep in an unexpected way. Different. 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Déjà vu!!! And it took me two minutes or more to place where I have heard this song before. Or so I think. Tell me, isn't this the music Puff Daddy used when he wrote ”Come with me” for the ”Godzilla” movie?

BTW: Here’s where I found it: thelogicmusic.com/mp3.asp
AFW - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Sexy write, here...Beauty lies in the size of the "B" "C" or "D" cup..holder'...bustin' out some five's
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Just to make it clear, that's a cover, not the original, or so it says on the page.
John Barry - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Poetry. A cup of 5s.
alvin rhodes - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks agrimorfee peter AFW and john
Red Ant - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Funnier than my take on this song last March. Breast parody of the day. 555.
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant
Chuck Norris - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Chuck Norris approves of this greatness. 555

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