Hey, Hey, Bill, Those Ads You Were In Gonna Make You Big Gonna Make You Small

Oh, Oh, Cosby, Way You Shake The Jell-o, Gonna Make A Scene, Gonna Make You Laugh
Hey, Hey, Kodak, Is You Other Ad, Make A Photo Good, Make A Photo Bad

Ah Yeah, Ah Yeah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Yeah, Ah Yeah, Ah, Ah, Ah

TV Role Of Huxtable, Your First Name Is Cliff, You're A Doctor
Red Eyes From Kodak, Stomach-Ache Jell-o, You Created Fat Albert

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

Hey, Cosby, Oh Cosby, Bill Cosby, Kodak And Jell-o Are The Best

I Never Saw I Spy, With You On It, Then You Were In Those Ads
First The Harlem Globetrotters, Then Stand Up Comedy, That Made You A Star
I Don't Know Why You Did Two Ads At The Same Time, But It's Good

*Chorus

All I Ask That Kids Say The Darnest Things, You Hosted It On CBS
Need A Child To Tell Jokes To, Won't Use Bad Language, Makes You A Happy Man