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Song Parodies -> "House Of Guacamole"

Original Song Title:

"Houses Of The Holy"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"House Of Guacamole"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

let me take you for frijoles
i've the perfect place to go
you will shout out "holy-moley"
this makes olive garden blow

at the house of guacamole
you won't have to spend much dough
you can dine in if you want to
or else get the food to go
you know

found a waitress and i told her
i would like burritos rolled
with some fresh things from the garden
and some beef that's cooked real slow
you know

please don't touch the red-hot platters
when you're in the banquet hall
cause it ain't no laughin' matter
if you're burned, you're gonna bawl
oh, look at my hand

and the tacos will be fryin'
they look so oily, oily in the pan
on your plate, they'll soon be lyin'
and you will be a happy man
ho ho

so let me take you, take you...its so groovy
let me take you, baby...time to go
you can make the scene, there, with yours truly
and i'm sure you'll love it so
you know

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I started laughing as soon as I saw the title.
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks john
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Spicy and flavorful... I'll have 5 tacos, 5 burritos, and 5 chalupas.
The Great Karlando - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Usually, any song with "guacamole" in the title is worth 5's. Far be it from me to break that rule of thumb.
2Eagle - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The title got my attention. Would you like salsa with that?
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all, for taking a bite
Chuck Norris - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Chuck Norris loves guacamole almost as much as he loved that parody 555

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